Take a good look at my face at the start brian as you'll only see my ar** on the track

Farrier ; spends all day looking at lovely attractive young women in jodphers and skimpy tops!!

But in reality im covered in horse crap and all the women are overweight..

Just arrived here after far too long without a trail bike.

I'm Head of Emergency Planning for a NHS Primary Care Trust.

So if anyone would like me to plan an emergency for them.... i'm your man